a case of the thursdays

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February 2, 2012 by Heather

My perfect sweet angel niece is coming to visit this weekend.  She will get here tomorrow.

Harper Jane

Her parents are coming too.  But they don’t smell as good as her or let you hold them and squeeze their thighs like she does.  Which is probably a good thing, since that would be a tad awkward.

So today will consist of cleaning and getting ready for their arrival!  Oh and making these for Hannah.

Also.  Ever since we moved into our new duplex, there has been a dead crusty little spider on the ceiling above the shower in what I like to call “my” bathroom.  It’s one of those things where I see it every time I am in there, but it doesn’t really bother me, so it is still there.  Like, I know it’s gross and I could just stand up on the toilet and get it with a tissue and it wouldn’t even be an issue.  Haha, tissue and issue in the same sentence is pretty neat.  So anyway, the crusty spider comes down today.  You’re welcome, Hannah.

It has come to my attention that I am not only carrying this baby in my uterus, but also in my thighs.  I did a triple take when I saw my under-butt lumpy things in the mirror yesterday while walking by, pantless.  So I’ve decided to start a new trend I’ll call Sumo Walking, where I will walk and stand in a very wide-legged way so that my inner thighs do not touch.  At first people will think I am constipated, but then once the trend really catches on, it will be everywhere.  Everyone will be doing it.

That said, I would like to give a shout out to one of my very best friends, Jennifer Garner.  Thank you, Jenni, for also having pregnant thighs that semi-graze each other as your legs step to and fro.

Thanks, Jen.

Listen, what am I doing rambling on here about my thigh girth.  I’ve got stuff to do.

Happy Thursday, Marshmallow Peeps!  It’s almost the weekend :)

A couple of crazy bird watchers.

9 thoughts on “a case of the thursdays

  1. flamingomama says:

    I WANT SOME SLUTTY BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Sarah says:

    Since you and are are basically the same build, yeah. All my baby weight was in my butt and thighs. It’s the only place I got stretch marks and the only place that still makes me cringe a little inside. Ugh. Never the same. But I love that you posted a pic of Jen. She is so gorg, even pregs.

    • Are you and Jen bff too? I figured. She talks about you a lot. Anyway, yeah my thighs are quickly becoming a source of cringing. I mean, it’s all worth it, but blah. Haha. And I already had stretch marks so it’s not biggie. Maybe the stretch marks will get re-stretched out and go away. Right? Right?

  3. Hannah J. says:

    She won’t smell good if she inherits my left armpit.

  4. Hannah J. says:

    Also if you wouldn’t have gotten that spider outta thare I would’ve tied you up until you did. Chay kay.

  5. Hannah J. says:

    And what’s a Marshmallow Peep?

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