February 2, 2012 by Heather
My perfect sweet angel niece is coming to visit this weekend. She will get here tomorrow.
Her parents are coming too. But they don’t smell as good as her or let you hold them and squeeze their thighs like she does. Which is probably a good thing, since that would be a tad awkward.
So today will consist of cleaning and getting ready for their arrival! Oh and making these for Hannah.
Also. Ever since we moved into our new duplex, there has been a dead crusty little spider on the ceiling above the shower in what I like to call “my” bathroom. It’s one of those things where I see it every time I am in there, but it doesn’t really bother me, so it is still there. Like, I know it’s gross and I could just stand up on the toilet and get it with a tissue and it wouldn’t even be an issue. Haha, tissue and issue in the same sentence is pretty neat. So anyway, the crusty spider comes down today. You’re welcome, Hannah.
It has come to my attention that I am not only carrying this baby in my uterus, but also in my thighs. I did a triple take when I saw my under-butt lumpy things in the mirror yesterday while walking by, pantless. So I’ve decided to start a new trend I’ll call Sumo Walking, where I will walk and stand in a very wide-legged way so that my inner thighs do not touch. At first people will think I am constipated, but then once the trend really catches on, it will be everywhere. Everyone will be doing it.
That said, I would like to give a shout out to one of my very best friends, Jennifer Garner. Thank you, Jenni, for also having pregnant thighs that semi-graze each other as your legs step to and fro.
Listen, what am I doing rambling on here about my thigh girth. I’ve got stuff to do.