Me me me.


June 4, 2011 by Heather

Let’s pretend as if it hasn’t been like 54 days since I last posted, and move on like the mature adults that we are.  Well, that you are, at least.

So, I just got out of the shower, and while in the shower I started mentally compiling a little listy list of a few things to write about on here tonight.  Then I realized it all began with “I think…blah blah” or “Today I…blah blah.”  And I totally felt vain and stupid while I made shapes on the shower wall with the massive amount of hair shed I somehow manage to, well, shed.  (Where does it all come from?  And how am I not bald?) 

Narcissism: [nahr-suh-siz-em]
1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. erotic gratification derived from admiration of one’s own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.


If that’s not a personal blog’s joy kill then I don’t know what is.  Dang it.


In other, less self focused news, ANDREW IS EMPLOYED.

No, the bike shop thing didn’t work out.  But it’s ok.

Girls, I’m married to a milk man.  He knows how to handle them jugs.  Sorry.  I have many milk-related jokes now.

Long story short, Andrew heard about this place on a bike ride Wednesday night (the guy said it was the best job he’d ever had), went in Thursday morning to apply, got the job, and started that day.  He delivers glass-bottled milk on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.  So far, he likes it!  It’s pretty old school, which is cute.  And yesterday he came home with a gallon of milk and a tub of my new fav yogurt, score.

"Moo to you in less than 24 hours"

Starting on Thursday he will have his own route.  Until then, he is riding along with a guy and learning the ropes.

Ahh, milk it. Milk it good.

His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

Best Yoghurt (or yogurt...) Ever.


I’ve been working all weekend, so it hasn’t felt very weekendish.  We did go out last night, which was fun.  Saw my new cool friend, Jen’s, art studio (check out her website, she is super duper talented and I love her paintings so much).  Went to dinner, went to a really neat jazz lounge.  Going to a new church in the morning, then I work till 5.  Theeen I am going to go run at the gym.  I have taken the past two days off because I have been so friggin SORE from going to 4 group exercise classes last week.  Goodness.  It’s totally worth it though, because now I have a totally rock hard bod full of only muscles and boobs and sexiness.

And speaking of how I just ooze sex appeal, click here and scroll to the bottom of the page.  Get a load of that forehead vein.  And oil.  My goodness gracious.  Photoshop, anyone?  Or, powder, self?  Dear me.

Goodnight lovers!!!!


3 thoughts on “Me me me.

  1. flamingomama says:

    Muscles, boobs and sexiness? Forehead vein? ha ha. You take after your voluptious mother. Did I spell that right? I love you baby and miss you! Can’t wait to see the “milkman” handle those jugs 🙂

  2. Hannah J. says:

    Mom, that’s disgusting.

  3. flamingomama says:

    What’s disgusting?

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