camel toe

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May 1, 2012 by Heather

Mariah, you have a front wedgie of magnificent proportions.

Is it just me, or does Mariah Carey always seem to wear the most uncomfortable looking outfits?  Every time I see her in a magazine or in a photo online I’m like, girl, just put on some regular jeans or something.  I mean, if I was to wear a spandex onesie like that, my rear end and other parts would be like a swamp.  Am I right???  Maybe she’s into that though.  Still, Mariah, have Nick cover you while you readjust your nether regions.  You’ll feel so much better.

May we all have a camel toe-free Tuesday.

….I just noticed that apparently she is at a ski/snowboarding resort, so that somewhat explains this outfit choice.  Only somewhat, though.  You can’t tell me she’s coming down the mountain in those shoes…

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