May 11, 2012 by Heather
Recently, my beloved pooch was compared to 1980’s R&B singer Rick James.
As soon as my friend made the comparison, I realized I had no idea who Rick James was. Or is. I actually thought she was talking about the classy former porn star Ron Jeremy. I mean, they do have the same initials.
Mayfield + Ron Jeremy = not so much. BUT, Mayfield + Rick James = yeah, ok, I can see it.
Mayfield is still not sure how to feel about this. I’ve tried telling her that she does not look like him, but that he is lucky enough to somewhat resemble her.
We have a doctor appointment todaaaaay, later on this afternoon. I am feeling really spectacular for being one day shy of 40 weeks pregnant, so who knows what we’ll find out. I’ll shave my legs before the appointment nonetheless.