how to:

Leave a comment

Seeing as how I have an ever-evolving plethora of knowledge, I feel it is my duty as a woman to share these crucial know-hows with the masses.  You’re welcome, and please feel free to ask me how to do anything.  Anything.  I’ll come up with something.

How To: Be Pretty in a Pinch

How To: Wash Your Makeup Brushes

How To: Write a Thank You Note

How To: Be a Good Mother When You Don’t Like Children

How To: Be Well Hung

How To: Make Baby Food

How To: Make Laundry Detergent

How To: Scrub Your Face With Baking Soda Till it Squeaks

How To:  Mexican Macaroni & Cheese

 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Greetings.

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

My Gravatar, which I’m not sure exactly what that even is.

%d bloggers like this: